The Most Romantic Proposal...Ever.

The wine is chilled, the flowers fresh. Everything is perfect.

As he drops to one knee the anticipation builds...

Her heart skips a beat as he  begins to lift the lid of the symbolic white box in his hands. When it's opened, instead of a glistening diamond, she sees a tiny butt that farts on repeat until the box is closed. We can only hope she has a sense of humor... A REALLY GOOD sense of humor.

The Moon Ring - It Farts When You Open it!

The Moon Ring is a ring box that contains no ring. Instead, it contains a tiny butt that farts when the box is opened. It's obviously not for marriage proposals but it IS for anyone with a sense of humor; your funny drunken grandfather would love to give it to your endlessly tolerant grandmother.